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It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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