I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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