Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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