i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
