There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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