But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think we might need a safe word for this...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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