i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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