help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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