I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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