What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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