How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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