Pants 0. Shit 1.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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