Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital