Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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