I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You pole danced in your parka.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
