god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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