just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
