I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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