I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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