I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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