4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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