new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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