Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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