It's Friday. Sex?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize