just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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