I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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