i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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