: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can i not drive my cunt home
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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