this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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