Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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