just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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