ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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