I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?