So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i think i have two assholes
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.