no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Less talking, more tequila
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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