gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
ok first of all what the fuck
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