Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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