We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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