i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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