Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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