why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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