Michael Bay diarrhea
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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