This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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