I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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