Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nice meating you last night
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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I will pee on everything he values.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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