just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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