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You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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