I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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