I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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