at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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