I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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