he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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