Non-Jews are for practice
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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