some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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