when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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