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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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