If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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