Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I have tasted many bathrooms
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