this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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