Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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